A Book Sneak Peek!
Yesterday, I received one advance copy of my book from the printers, so I thought I’d share a sneak preview! I am extending the period of holiday orders through the end of this week, so get yours in by Sunday to ensure a Christmas delivery!
The Book
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"Connections" in the Sidebar
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The Spine
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Part Two: Historical Sections
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Part I: 2009—The Return
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A Sample Spread
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Jam of the Day:
An updated SBD version of this classic 11.30 nugget, courtesy of Shapiro’s Super Ball archive show.
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I hear yeah on not having to be one or the other
I just find cat peeps weird. kinda like non puffers.
but really my only friend. since we were kids in little league. tour crew. and still chill always had cats. had to live with em even. fuckin Merl.
Betta fish ftw?
Off to sample CO essential oil for the first time. My buddy was too lazy to help AW with this during Dicks but sent it east. Eagles v Seahawks and weed wars. Game on.
essential oils to break a fast
damn. IRIE!
I like them both. Whatever. I don’t go gaga over them either. They’re animals. That’s all.
People acting like their pets are their kids though, kinda is weird to me. I mean, I really really like my dog, but it’s not by “furbaby” or anything.
dogs dominate me, too.
didn’t grow up with pets, so they know they can push me around.
come to think of it, the only dog that I can remember lately who didn’t destroy me was Miles.
Miles just laid down on my feet and made sure I didn’t run out with some Scratch in my jacket.
fast -> essential oils = MiA passing out.
Wow, I thought my pun was kinda funny.
#nopussyjokelove
Lol at furbaby. We have 3 cat and an iguana. All of them are a pain in the ass. Post-kid I think we would be happy to be animal free. Grew up with dogs, love them, but who has the time?
@mike
it was wonderfully played.
I love pussy puns MIA
respect
Don’t know if anyone has heard Mike Birbiglia on This American Life, or The Moth, or seen him in his one man show “Sleepwalk With Me”, but they are making it into a movie and it is debuting @ Sundance this year.
Mike Birbiglia is a funny storyteller.
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/blog/2011/12/were-going-to-sundance-with-mike-birbiglia
oh damn, and i am pretty much a non-puffer. wow do i suck.
who has the time?
My wife. And the 12 year old neighbor girl I pay $5 a day who loves to play with my dog for 30 minutes and take him for walks.
Her job doesn’t suck. Get paid better than minimum wage to play with my dog.
Damn, Mike! Is she available to wait in line at the Greek?
that was a high-risk joke, nailed perfectly I thought.
I hit a perfect “that’s what she said” in a large group meeting the other day and brought the house down. talk about something that can backfire…
My wife? Probably.
lol
you are a non puffer AJ maybe daily
but if you were at a concert and someone passed your a fat spliff of OG
you wouldn’t say no. No?
people need to free up the sex jokes
they can be perfectly funny without being sexist
like Mike’s joke, for example
@mr.c
i rock the “that’s what he said” as an alternative sometimes.
gives you the added advantage of novelty.
it’s adds versatility to your humor arsenal.
Seahawks vs Eagles, what a crappy game
both those teams are just depressing failboats of doom
but the upside is, this means Seattle won’t take up one of the Sunday broadcast slots
my non puffer definition is more someone that says no to a passed spliff at a concert or on the way to a movie
that kind of on puffer
sure but it’s situational Silly
this was in response to a line something like
“I’m really not in the mood and don’t have time, but I know we need to get this done, so let’s get it over with”
much funnier with the female pronoun, I think
you can tell how close I am to seeing shows by me starting to drop in for such insightful important discussions
laterz kids
apply all proper essential oils daily
MSG bitches
AJ won’t say no.
He pops out of nowhere, just to your left, when it’s time to pass
participates
and then fades back into the night.
Oh yeah, Mr. C
you gotta pick your spots, no doubt.
just being aware of both can double your comedic value.
and many women seem to love a perfectly placed “that’s what he said”