Four Crappy Phish Runs

As readers know, I’ve spent most of my time on this site highlighting the best and the brightest moments, jams and shows of Phish’s career. But let’s be honest, sometimes the band just doesn’t get it done. One needn’t look any further back than Bill Graham’s second night or 2011’s craptacular New Year’s Run to find shining examples of these less than stellar performances. Today, instead of pointing out gems from the past, let’s take a look at four of the least inspired runs in the band’s career.

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New Year’s Run 2002-2003

NYE 2002 (S.Campbell)

Though everyone was through-the-roof excited for Phish to be back after a 2 ½ year absence, once they hit the stage, there wasn’t a hell of a lot to write home about. Their 2002 New Year’s performance contained very little impressive jamming, and got by on the community’s adrenaline alone. The only musically memorable part of this night came in the third set with “Runaway Jim -> Time Loves a Hero,” and even this jam was nothing too special. Phish’s highly-anticipated comeback show easily took the cake for the worst New Year’s Eve show of all time. And once the band got down to Hampton—the fucking Mothership—things just got worse.

Strewn by sloppy and uninspired play, the band slogged through three shows with zero listen back value whatsoever. The first night in Hampton provided the strongest effort of the three, highlighted by the jam of the run in “46 Days.” The second night fell totally flat despite a first set that looks great on paper. The “Wolfman’s” from set two provided a decent jam that got the Coliseum rocking, but outside of the live experience it’s not worth remebering. The third night was highlighted by—well—nothing that I can remember. The band had more or less lost me by the fourth show in the run, and I was just rooting for some serious practice time before they came out for winter tour. “Weekapaug > What’s the Use?” would have to be considered the jam of the show, but it was not memorable. When the band returned at the Forum in LA and then Las Vegas in mid February, they announced their return with their instruments, not just their presence on stage, and the 2.0 era got rolling in earnest

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Turkey Run 2003

20th Anniversary Print (Pollock)

After a phenomenal and exploratory Summer Tour in 2003, the band took a few months off before hitting Nassau, Philly and Boston for their 20th Anniversary Run in November. Everyone was expecting some very special shows over this weekend, and most everyone was let down. Over these four nights, there were only a handful of highlights with “Twist -> Simple” from 11.29 at The Spectrum leading the way by far. The first show in Nassau Coliseum featured two engaging first set sequences in “Ghost -> What’s the Use” and “Bathtub > Free,” but the second set was completely innocuous, featuring a string of unjammed singles. Philly, outside of “Twist -> Simple,” really need not be discussed at all. I know a lot of people enjoyed the third night in Albany, but I found it to be a totally setlist driven affair. If there could be any less action in a sequence labeled “Tweezer > 2001 > YEM,” show me too it; it doesn’t exist. The “Wolfman’s Brother” that came towards the end of the first set pumped the crowd up and provided the one true highlight of the night. Halfway through the second set,however, the band invited their original fourth member, Jeff Holdsworth, to the stage to perform his songs “Camel Walk” and “Possum.” Holdsworth stuck around for to play the first song ever performed live by the band, “Long Cool Woman With a Black Dress,” and their old-school single “Run Like an Antelope.” It all sucked. Steeped in Phishy nostalgia, this set contained nothing worth listening to again.

When the band made their way up to Boston for their 20th Anniversary show, everyone expected musical fireworks and something extra special. But the band didn’t even address the crowd or acknowledge the event but for a stellar video retrospective that aired on stage during setbreak—easily the highlight of the show. The beginning of the second set provided the a small musical takeaway in the unconventional combination of “Rock and Roll -> Weekapaug -> Tweezer Reprise.” The guys dropped a solid “Maze” late in the set, but “Maze” can’t do much to save a show. All in all this “celebratory” run was pretty piss poor. Antelope Greg maintains that these shows didn’t cut the mustard because he wasn’t there. Well, Greg or no Greg, these shows simply blew. (But check that “Twist -> Simple” below as the jam of the day.)

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Vegas 2004

Vegas ’04 (Pollock)

The three night run in Las Vegas in the spring of 2004 marked the beginning of the end. After this weekend, Trey would post his notorious message on Phish.com proclaiming—“We’re done.” The news came as a stake through many a fan’s heart, but based on the guys’ haggard musical output over the weekend, few could argue with his reasoning. Sandwiched in the middle of a lot of very messy playing, however, there were some really solid jams, led by “Halley’s > Tweezer” that opened up night three and a manic “Twist” from night two. The other Vegas notables include a near twenty-minute “Pebbles and Marbles” from the final set of the run and an opening night sequence of “Drowned > 2001 > Disease.” But relative to what we recognize as quality Phish today, these shows really stunk up Sin City.

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 New Years Run 2011

MSG 2011 (DKNG)

It’s no secret that last year’s New Year’s Run at MSG blew goats. After a stellar summer that concluded with an outlandish run at Dick’s, the community was incredibly excited to “Occupy YEMSG” for the holiday celebration. But after Phish came out and raised hopes with a high quality opening show, everything went down hill. Getting progressively worse by the night the band stumbled to the finish line in a run for which they didn’t hold rehearsals. The 29th featured little to no improvisation, with a single segue between “Chalk Dust” and “Hydrogen” making the only buzz of the night. The 30th was a trainwreck, less the jam of the run in the second set’s “Piper,” and New Year’s Eve immediately challenged the 2002 show in the same building for the worst ever. On one of Phish’s high holidays, a bunch of first set singles gave way to the “main event” in the second. The only jam of note in the set, however, was “Light” which saw Page make token use of his Theramin. Though the band jammed “Light,” I’m not sure I’ve ever listened to this version after my once through after the show. Remember the third set? Probably not. Three words—“Velvet Sea,” “Alaska.” Nuff said.

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Jam of the Day:

Twist -> Simple” 11.29.03 II, Philly, PA

The one gem of 2003’s Turkey Run.

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410 Responses to “Four Crappy Phish Runs”

  1. MiA Says:

    And that Caveman. Don’t even get me started. Makes me angrier than PG at non-puffers.

  2. gavinsdad Says:

    and see you at the capitol @mitch. i probably have a ticket for you and i’ll sport you the diff between face and the taxed price. ride with me and palmer. cuz palmer isn’t coming over to your town heh.

  3. BingosBrother Says:

    Mountain hippies think everyone are aggro. Prolly true.

  4. mitch Says:

    Gdad, my lady has taken me all over that fine state and you’re right. Lots of scenic hikes and cool day trips. No doubt.

    The cons just seem to stick to my memory way more than the pros. Plus I gotta have something to bitch about since we’re on an online message board.

    I’d go back in time to replan jerseys roads and signage that’s for damn sure. Will he drive round in circles? Yes. Yes he will.

  5. oldskool Says:

    @Robear, did I see you are on the east coast? Let me know if you want to get together

  6. Calpain Says:

    gotta love those nj ‘jug-handles’

  7. mitch Says:

    I swore off tab but the draw to see the new theatre and puff with you dorks actually makes it seem worth it.

    Wait, no… Must not see tab… Don’t go to dark side…

  8. gavinsdad Says:

    i’ll admit that there is a fuck ton of stuff in Jersey that is NOT charming.

  9. Phamily Berzerker Says:

    On non-puffing: the first dispensary in the state is opening not a mile from my place. Bring your cards and I’ll pull the toob out of dry-dock for you.

  10. mitch Says:

    Just trying to drive out of the state is enough to make you mad. 1-9 is perplexing

    Were already right by the border. I think if we bought on the ny side we’d get better tax rates than where we are.

  11. willowed Says:

    Live in CT. There is so much to do here. Wait…no.

    Hey, at least we’re all rich though 😉

  12. MiA Says:

    GarretC is in Austin. Gonna try to hook up with him this weekend. Sending out that bat signal to Selector Jay.

  13. gavinsdad Says:

    Aryan Darien represent

  14. willowed Says:

    I wanted to share this since you guys are talking money etc…

    5 years ago my wife and I decided to throw away all of our credit cards. We made a pledge to never use a credit card ever again.

    In our early years we racked up about 32,000 in credit card debt. Not that we were stupid, we just got married young (24) kids by 25. You know all that shit. Didn’t have a pot to piss in so used CC’s to get by.

    This November I am writing the last check to a credit card company. Have 400 left on a Visa. Once that is paid we are officially debt free (of course we have our mortgage and car payments etc).

    Paid of 32,000 in 5 years. Haven’t used a credit card in over 6 years. Only spend what we earn. I can’t tell you how good it feels. It’s not easy, it sure was tough for a stretch. Especially with my dumb ass gobbling up hotels and Phish tickets every year. It can be done though.

    Public service message over.

    Love you cats!

  15. willowed Says:

    Paid off not of

  16. gavinsdad Says:

    @mitch you live literally two towns from where i went to hs. i should come up and show you the sneaks. got a million.

  17. Mitch Says:

    Also gdad, you know as well as anyone what it’s like to leave the city for the dirty jerz. You know a this pain.

    Willowed, CT should be turned into a lake to take care of the rising water levels.

  18. jerseyjim Says:

    non-turnpike jersey…our best kept secret.

    i ran a 10m trail race in Ringwood a few weeks ago. It gets rural right-quick up there.

  19. Multibeast Says:

    Not sure if this has been posted, but Trey confirmed that Phish will begin working on a new studio album ‘pretty soon’.

    http://www.jambands.com/news/2012/10/18/trey-anastasio-confirms-phish-will-be-working-on-new-record

    Before the New Years run perhaps?

  20. gavinsdad Says:

    word @willowed we are doing what you are doing. pain in the ass.

  21. dusty Says:

    Mountain hippies think everyone are aggro. Prolly true.

    ^

    True for good reason. Breath, feel the sun on your face and smile. Just remember what makes you happy in life. Jersey..free to get in but you pay to leave. That and gotta go right to go left..at least in s. jerz.

  22. gavinsdad Says:

    my PSA over too…sorry for hijackin

  23. dorn76 Says:

    TWe love it here in S.E. CT. Beach is a minute away, little hikes to the north. Boston and NYC 2 hours away, Southern Maine and VT 3 hours.

    Being rich is nice too.

  24. willowed Says:

    It’s hard Gdad. You learn to make better decisions though.

    Cut those fucking things up. They’re evil.

  25. Mitch Says:

    Willowed, consider keeping one card open for groceries or gas or something you know you’ll pay off monthly just to keep your credit rating healthy. One day you might want a student loan or something that requires a credit rating. Happened to a buddy recently.

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